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workerbee73
Prompt: Always jelly beans; never chocolate.

anuna-81
Prompt: all I have, all I need, he's the air I would kill to breathe
holds my love in his hands, still I'm searching for something
out of breath, and I am hoping someday I'll breathe again


_samalander
Prompt: Valentine's Day Massacre.

(Either the historical one or one of their own making.)

workerbee73
Prompt: "All you had to do was ask."

workerbee73
Prompt: first kiss

anuna_81
Prompt: Coffee and croissants mean I love you.

whiskyinmind
Prompt: Haim's song "Don't Save Me" (lyrics)

Angst, thy name is Sho... *grins*

But hey, the best romance comes from angst. Right

anuna-81
Prompt: Debating what's the greatest love song ever performed. (It can be like one of those long running contests, like Nat letting something cheesy romantic play in the gym or shooting range while Clint is practicing. Coulson and Hill keeping score on who's in the lead with extreme romantic cheesiness? What happens when other Avengers get to witness this little competition, and who wins in the end??)

workerbee73
Prompt: Five times Clint Barton lost his train of thought.
Five Times Clint Barton Lost His Train Of Thought (And One Time Natasha Romanoff Did) by alphaflyer Teen; implied violence, domestic abuse


workerbee73
Prompt: Five times Natasha Romanoff lost her train of thought.

shanynde
Prompt: Clint and/or Natasha buying gifts for the other while on different assignments in different countries.

anuna-81
Prompt: Hands.

crazy4orcas
Prompt: The song Kiss You All Over" by Exile.

anuna-81
Prompt: We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. ~Japanese Proverb

crazy4orcas
Prompt: Natasha - "No one's ever been gentle with me."

_samalander
Prompt: "St. Valentine is the patron saint of bee keepers and plague, too, you know."

anuna-81
Prompt: We need a witness to our lives. There's a billion people on the planet... I mean, what does any one life really mean? But in a marriage, you're promising to care about everything. The good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mundane things... all of it, all of the time, every day. You're saying 'Your life will not go unnoticed because I will notice it. Your life will not go un-witnessed because I will be your witness'.

crazy4orcas
Prompt: She keeps finding candy hearts everywhere.

anuna-81
Prompt: “The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.”
Valentine's Day Blues by purely_distel - Rated PG, no warning


purely_distel
Prompt: Clint hates Valentines day. Bad things happened on that day in his childhood home. Natasha gives the day new meaning.

hiddencait
Prompt: I can't believe I'm going to do this, but it kept popping up when my ipod was on random. And damned my brain, but it seems to work here for some reason:

'N Sync - "Selfish"

You can call me selfish
But all I want is your love
You can call me hopeless
Cause I'm hopelessly in love
You can call me unperfect
But who's perfect?
Tell me what do I gotta do
To prove that I'm the only one for you
What's wrong with being selfish?

*is totally utterly unashamed*

hiddencait
Prompt: "We took a left turn somewhere past crazy, but it seems a nice piece of road so far..."

anuna-81
Prompt: Avengers/Elementary crossover.

purely_distel
Prompt: Tony declares Valentines day Team-Bonding-Day and everyone goes paint-balling. Pepper is annoyed, Thor is confused and Clint and Natasha are, well, kinda horny. (idek ...)

hiddencait
Prompt: February 14th aka Singles' Awareness Day- a day of utter suck for anyone without a date.

Clint and Nat commiserate by taking each other out for dinner. But it's not a date. Duh.

purely_distel
Prompt: A Leon: The Professional AU:

Clint gives a young Natasha her first Valentine.

anuna_81
Prompt: From an old song :)

When the night has been too lonely
And the road has been too long.
And you think that love is only
For the lucky and the strong.

Just remember in the winter
Far beneath the bitter snow
Lies the seed that with the sun's love,
In the spring, becomes the rose.


purely_distel
Prompt: The best thing about Valentines Day is the day AFTER Valentines Day, when all the candy is on offer.

At least that's how Clint has always seen it.

purely_distel
Prompt: If there was one thing Natasha did not expect, it was a naked Clint Barton sitting on her bed, a heart-shaped box of chocolates covering his crotch.
Life is Like A... by frea-o — Rated PG, mild swearing, nudity

Don't Call It The Little Cherub, Either by amanuensis1 - Rated R, warnings for imperiled genitalia (but humorously)


purely_distel
Prompt: High School!AU

It takes a lot of courage for Clint Barton, the loser, the weirdo that no one talks to, to walk up to Natasha Romanoff, celebrated Junior Prom Queen, and give her his Valentine.

Taking Chances by obsessed_psyco — Rated G, no warnings


jorizo
Prompt: Natasha likes plasters* with lots of colors and cartoon characters. When she's on the field she makes do with plain boring ones but when she buys them for her own med kit, she always gets stuff meant for kids. Clint knows this so he always makes sure his kit has some Hello Kitty ones for Nat. HK plasters = love.

*plasters are also called band-aids

_samlander
Prompt: Pepper watches too much Parks and Rec and declares Feb 13 Galentines day.

Natasha doesn't know what to do with this.

(bonus: Clint doesn't know why she invited him, too.)

jorizo
Prompt: What goes for her plasters, the same goes for her underwear. Most people assume she wears plain black ones under her cat suit or something lacy and sexy. What she really likes are cotton boy shorts and hipsters. Her underwear drawer looks like a rainbow vomited there. She even has Captain America/Iron Man/Hulk/Thor undies. Clint finds them one day and decides she needs something more appropriate.

franztastisch
Prompt: Tony has always got the impression that Clint and Natasha have never had a proper Valentine's Day. He decides to change this. Everything goes wrong, but it's fun anyway.

anuna-81
Prompt: "I will always choose you".

anuna-81
Prompt: I need some distraction
oh beautiful release
memories seep from my veins
let me be empty
and weightless and maybe
I'll find some peace tonight


Sarah McLahlan, Angel

sugar_fey
Prompt: Clint and Natasha have recently taken their relationship to the next level and become a couple. Neither of them have ever expressed anything other than indifference towards Valentine's Day before... but they weren't together then. So Clint thinks, what if Natasha does want to celebrate Valentine's Day now that they're romantically involved? Does he get her a gift? Something joke-y or more heartfelt? Should he ask her out to dinner or is that too cliche?

Cue Clint being awkward and confused about how this whole relationship thing is going to work, and Natasha either setting him straight or being just as bad.

franztastisch
Prompt: Valentine's Day is the only day Natasha lets Clint defend her in non-life-or-death situations. Valentine's Day normally ends with Clint getting into a fight. Natasha really doesn't mind that much... :P

purely_distel
Prompt: whipped Cream

anuna-81
Prompt: Because I recently watched "Walk the line" and it gave me all the feels -

You say you're lookin' for someone
Who'll promise never to part
Someone to close his eyes to you
Someone to close his heart


workerbee73
Prompt: Now that anuna's got me thinking about Walk the Line...

We got married in a fever...

Neither one of them were very good at walking away from a dare.

jorizo
Prompt: Found this on tumblr earlier today

“If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?”

And it came with a nice Johnlock fic. But what I want it to be is a Clintasha fic.

franztastisch
Prompt: Post mission is some glorious hot country.

Remember you were talking
I watched as sweat ran down your face
Reached up and caught it at your chin
Licked my fingertip
Wasting time
Let the hours roll by
Doing nothing for the fun
Little taste of the good life
Whether right or wrong
Makes us want to stay, stay, stay
For awhile

Later on the sun began to fade
Then the clouds rolled over our heads
And it began to rain
Oh we were dancing mouths open
Splashing tongue taste
For a moment this good time would never end

Hey love
Oh just groping you
Rolling in the mud


[Dave Matthews Band - Stay (Wasting Time)]

frea-o
Prompt: There are from 6800 to 6900 distinct languages in the modern world. Natasha doesn't use a single one of them to say I Love You.

anuna-81
Prompt: Crash into me by Dave Matthews Band.

Oh I watch you there
through the window
And I stare at you
You wear nothing but you
wear it so well
tied up and twisted
the way I'd like to be


franztastisch
Prompt: and scream if they want him, they're going to have to fight me

Laura Marling - My Manic and I

shenshen77
Prompt: How about these lyrics as inspiration?

I'm looking past the shadows in my mind into the truth
And I'm trying to identify the voices in my head
God wish won't you
Let me feel one more time what if feels like to feel
And break these calluses off me one more time

'Cause I am hanging on every word you're saying
Even if you don't wanna speak tonight
That's alright, alright with me
'Cause I want nothing more than to sit outside of your door
And listen to you breathing
It's where I wanna be, yeah

Oh I don't want a thing from you
Bet you're tired of me waiting for
The scraps to fall off of your table to the ground


Lifehouse - Breathing
a different call by sweetwatersong - rated g, warnings: angst


anuna-81
Prompt: So I am a huge sucker for "used goods" and second chances... aka people who have had hurt and disappointment in their lives, and don't feel young any more, either because of their experience or age (or both).

Well I got this guitar and I learned how to make it talk
And my car's out back if you're ready to take that long walk
From your front porch to my front seat
The door's open but the ride it ain't free


From this song.

jorizo
Prompt: During the events of the movie, Clint and Natasha are totally in love and in a committed relationship with each other. Fury and Hill know but Coulson is the only one with confirmation. When they become a part of the team, they don't tell anyone. Instead they let them guess. They're sooooo not into PDA so they don't behave any differently around each other than two very good friends who trust each other completely would. Until they get tired. Then they get caught on purpose doing something that 'just friends' wouldn't do once the whole team (including Tony) believes that they are 'just friends'. But just something that throws everyone for a loop and they don't know what to think anymore. And they act like it's no big deal. They're sneaky those two.

lar_laughs
Prompt: What happens in Morraco, stays in Morraco... that goes double for February 14th

lar_laughs
Prompt: Natasha understands the the language of flowers

sugar_fey
Prompt: In light of recent movie releases...

Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters AU, anyone? Where Clint and Nat are either witch hunter partners (though not related...) or Clint is a hunter and Natasha is a witch. Whether she is a good witch or a bad witch is up to you. ;)

lar_laughs
Prompt: Natasha sustains an injury that lays her up for a few weeks. Clint helps her fond new, innocent hobby until they can get back to non-innocent ones.

hufflepuffsneak
Prompt: 5 Different Valentines Days, each a decade apart.

anuna-81
Prompt: Wild West AU. Natasha is a widower with two children and a shotgun near her bed. (These are dangerous times). One night a wounded stranger collapses in front of her door. I have this... quiet romance on my mind, where she nurses him back to health and he, in turn sticks around and helps her with things?

hufflepuffsneak
Prompt: Each Avenger has something different planned for Valentines Day...

anuna-81
Prompt: "Talking about love is like dancing about architecture".

hufflepuffsneak
Prompt: S.H.I.E.L.D. on Valentines Day. Give me anything to with that.

Does Fury have anything special planned? Are there streamers? What is Agent Hill up to, any does anyone have the courage to give her a Valentine? And just where have Agents Romanov and Barton disappeared to?
Bop Bop Baby by anuna-81 - Rated M, warnings: some language, sexual content


anuna-81
Prompt: I'll tell you what I don't want. I don't want all this calculated artificiality. This dress, these stupid little bows in my hair, they aren't me. I mean, look at you. You - you don't sit around your house in an Armani suit, do you?

-No. My house is black-tie.


chrisfaithalin
Prompt: Tony drags them all out for speed dating or something and it becomes a competition to see who can get the most numbers, especially between Nat, Clint, and Tony.

anuna-81
Prompt: I think my head is ruined for happy things today. UIh, anyway, one of my favorite quotes.

If you are fighting, stop fighting. If you are marching, stop marching. Come back to me. Come back to me is my request.

anuna-81
Prompt: "Promise me I will see you again".

chrisfaithalin
Prompt: Clint and Natasha are secretly matchmakers for Steve, Bruce, or Coulson.

_samalander
Prompt: Now and again I get the feeling
Well if I don't win, I'm a gonna break even
Rescue me, should I go wrong
If I dig too deep, if I stay too long

Oh, yeah, you wreck me, baby
You break me in two
But you move me, honey
Yes, you do


sugar_fey
Prompt: Maria Hill and Natasha are having coffee and what for them qualifies as girl talk (bonus points for black humour!) when the subject of Clint and Natasha's totally-not-feelings-for-him comes up.

_samalander
Prompt: I swear that I'm not kidding
We're just looking to fit in
With all the other answers
Questions never confirmed
States that keep us far apart
Track the beating of my heart
Mark the places in my book
With photographs we never took


purely_distel
Prompt: Pink - Trouble Video!AU

Clint is the Sheriff, Natasha is Pink

_samalander
Prompt: This is a list of what I should have been
But I'm not
This is a list of the things that I should have seen
But I am not seeing
The look in your eyes
As his fingers are unzipping your dress
And it makes you shiver
I'm just turning away from what I shouldn't see
Because I am not anything
Oh, anything, no


anuna_81
Prompt: Inside the doors are sealed to love
Inside my heart is sleeping
Inside the fingers of my glove
Inside the bones of my right hand
Inside it's colder than the stars
Inside the dogs are weeping
Inside the circus of the wind
Inside the clocks are filled with sand
Inside she'll never hurt me
Inside the winter's creeping
Inside the compass of the night
Inside the folding of the land

Outside the stars are turning
Outside the world's still burning


Sting, "Inside"

anuna_81
Prompt: Love is the child of an endless war
Love is an open wound still raw
Love is a shameless banner unfurled
Love's an explosion,
Love is the fire of the world
Love is a violent star
A tide of destruction
Love is an angry scar
A violation, a mutilation, capitulation, love is annihilation.


Sting, "Inside"

purely_distel
Prompt: I've got my back against the wall
But I still hear the blue sky call
The chains that hold me back inside
Are the prisons of my mind

Free, come set me free
Down on my knees
I still believe
You can save me from me

Come set me free
Come set me free
Inside this shell
There's a prison cell


Free - Switchfoot

sugar_fey
Prompt: Clint friendship talk! Clint is at a bar with a friend. Can be Coulson or an OC. Natasha comes up in conversation.

_samalander
Prompt: How about a breakup fic?

You've been my soulmate and then some
I remembered you the moment I met you
With you I knew god's face was handsome
With you I saw final expansion
This loss is numbing me
It pierces my chest
And I can't stop dropping everything
I thought we'd be sexy together
Thought we'd be evolving together
I thought we'd have children together
I thought we'd be family together
But I was sadly mistaken


purely_distel
Prompt: I try to live the light of day
Why would I do what I hate?
But when try to reach above
I only I hurt the ones I love

There's a hole in the neighborhood
Where the shadows fall
There's a hole in my heart but my hope
Is not in me at all

I had a dream that my chains were broken
Broken, broken, broken open
Free


Free - Switchfoot

bob5fic
Prompt: When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it
I didn't know just what was wrong with me
Till your kiss helped me name it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hgfwjC8gJs

sugar_fey
Prompt: I'll love you with all the madness in my soul.

anuna-81
Prompt: And if I told you that I loved you
You'd maybe think there's something wrong
I'm not a man of too many faces
The mask I wear is one


Sting, Shape of my heart

hufflepuffsneak
Prompt: Natasha has chemistry with everyone! On Valentine's Day three different tabloids tell three different “completely true” stories of The Black Widow’s torrid affairs with Iron Man, Dr. Banner and Captain America. Clint laughs his ass off.

hufflepuffsneak
Prompt: All of the ex's.

Clint has a lot of ex's, and a lot of them work for S.H.I.E.L.D. To his surprise, they all get along well. Is Natasha one of the ex's? Or do the ex's occasionally drop by and give advice to her or to Clint about their "secret" relationship?

chrisfaithalin
Prompt: What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why,
I have forgotten, and what arms have lain
Under my head till morning; but the rain
Is full of ghosts tonight, that tap and sigh
Upon the glass and listen for reply,
And in my heart there stirs a quiet pain
For unremembered lads that not again
Will turn to me at midnight with a cry.
Thus in winter stands the lonely tree,
Nor knows what birds have vanished one by one,
Yet knows its boughs more silent than before:
I cannot say what loves have come and gone,
I only know that summer sang in me
A little while, that in me sings no more.

-What Lips My Lips Have Kissed and Where and Why by Edna St. Vincent Millay

chrisfaithalin
Prompt: She is neither pink nor pale,
And she never will be all mine;
She learned her hands in a fairy-tale,
And her mouth on a valentine.

She has more hair than she needs;
In the sun 'tis a woe to me!
And her voice is a string of colored beads,
Or steps leading into the sea.

She loves me all that she can,
And her ways to my ways resign;
But she was not made for any man,
And she never will be all mine.

- Witch-Wife by Edna St. Vincent Millay

crazy4orcas
Prompt: Natasha wants a committed relationship with Clint.

Bonus points if you have Clint saying "What, you want to go steady?"

purely_distel
Prompt: Everyone knows them, of course they do. James "Bucky" Barnes, future Senator of New York City and, of course, Bucky's fiancee, Natasha Romanoff - the girl from the wrong side of the tracks that made it. They are the perfect couple, the press loves them and the world is at their feet.

Little does everyone know that, behind the scenes, it is far from ideal and that every year, on the 14th of February, Natasha Romanoff finds herself on a high roof top in the company of another lost soul from wrong kind of neighbourhood.

theladymore
Prompt: Clint gets extremely turned on when Natasha speaks in Russian.

(loosely inspired by this scene)

shenshen77
Prompt: How about some hurt/comfort? What would Natasha do to comfort Clint when he's hurt badly and has to spend Valentine's day in bed? Mother henning? Chocolate? I think not, I imagine banter and snark ;) Will it lead to romance? Are they already romantically involved? Are they just friends and partners? How does the rest of the team react to seeing them like this?

sugar_fey
Prompt: The road is long, we'll carry on.

theladymore
Prompt: You cannot quit me so quickly
Is no hope in you for me
No corner you could squeeze me
But I got all the time for you, love

The Space Between
The tears we cry
Is the laughter keeps us coming back for more
The Space Between
The wicked lies we tell
And hope to keep safe from the pain

But will I hold you again?
These fickle, fuddled words confuse me
Like 'Will it rain today?'
Waste the hours with talking, talking
These twisted games we're playing

We're strange allies
With warring hearts
What a wild-eyed beast you'll be
The Space Between
The wicked lies we tell
And hope to keep safe from the pain


The Space Between - Dave Matthews Band

purely_distel
Prompt: Clint is a demon hunter, ridding humanity of the evil terrors of the world.

One night in Detroit, he meets a woman that draws him in more than any other. Sadly, she turns out to be a demon so she has to die.

That is, until Clint realises the demon is non other than Natasha, the woman that saved his life during the car crash that killed his parents when he was only 5 years old and that he lived with until the police dumped him in the foster system when he was 8.

(IDEK where this came from ... think Leon The profession but the other way around and with added Demons/Hunter-lovin bonus?!)

sugar_fey
Prompt: Victorian or Regency AU.

"I always want to know the things one shouldn't do."

"So as to do them?"

"So as to choose."


purely_distel
Prompt: Steve comes to Clint for advice on ... how to love a lady.

hiddencait
Prompt: One should never EVER call Clint Cupid on Valentines... especially not since it's his brother that has made matchmaking into his favorite hobby.

(And of course, read "brother" as Jason/Aaron/Will/whicheverfreakingsexyversionofRenneryoudesire. Because of reasons. *nods*)

inkvoices
Prompt: Paloma's Faith's 30 Minute Love Affair:
The city lead me out one night
Through lonely streets and neon light
Searching
Again
I met a stranger singing songs
Sat in that doorway I belonged
With him
Just talking.

Sometimes it's better just to let them go
Cause your illusion's more than what you could know.

It was best when we left it
I'll never forget it
Our 30 minute love affair

Possibly this is when they're, or one of them, is undercover, or when they're young, and then they end up meeting again after all? Or it could be sad, a may-have-been.

_samalander
Prompt: And it will change in time
And we'll feel more alive
Cause protection's like a wheel, and the way you sometimes feel
Can make you think that you might even be the worst person you'll ever meet
But it's alright, cause we got each other.


inkvoices
Prompt: Avengers/James Bond (any movie era/books) fusion: Clint Barton is a 00 Agent. Natasha is a Russian Spy TM or another Agent. They get involved, either because Natasha is Clint's mark, or they're playing each other, or they're both Agents playing a role...or because who else can understand a 00 but a 00? (Bonus: maybe Natasha as the first female 00 Agent?)

inkvoices
Prompt: Clint is a porn writer/writes erotic literature. Either AU or as a side-job/hobby to working for SHIELD. (Could be published or on the internet or fanfic or whatever). Valentine's is a busy time of year.

Possibily Natasha discovers this and instead of telling him that she knows sets up and plays out with him a scene that he's written to show him that she knows kind of thing. Or to take the mick, but it goes serious which she didn't intend. Or she uses something he's written as inspiration for a mission, either knowing or not knowing that Clint wrote it. Or she writes comments to him, is a fan. Or...?

inkvoices
Prompt: SHIELD Valentine's cards. Either someone has produced a range of them for sale in the cafeteria for charity, or it's a team building thing to make them, or they all (or a group of them) make them for each other for fun or to set each other up, or...?

Maybe get creative with this one: could make cards, or graphics of cards, or imagey stuff :)

inkvoices
Prompt: Let Her Go by Passenger:
well you see her when you fall asleep
never to touch and never to keep
cos you loved her too much
and you dived too deep

only know you've been high when you're feeling low
only hate the road when you're missing home
only know you love her when you let her go

(...but just because he lets her go doesn't mean that she will, or that she won't come back. Like anyone lets Natasha do anything.)

sugar_fey
Prompt: Clint and Natasha have never been in the same country on Valentine's Day.

(Skype is a wonderful invention. I'm just saying)

chrisfaithalin
Prompt: Five over the top romantic gestures Clint has done (singing a love song, rose petals to the bed) on Valentine's day, and the one year he didn't and why that was all the more romantic.

franztastisch
Prompt: lay your head where my heart used to be

(Tom Waits - Green Grass)

inkvoices
Prompt: Patient Love by Passenger:
two sips of whiskey in the flask but I'm not gonna drink it
I swear I'll make it last
til we're drinking out of the same glass again

three words on the tip of my tongue
not to be spoken or sung
or whispered to anyone
till I scream them at the top of my lungs again

though you will not wait for me
I'll wait for you


One waiting for the other to come back from a mission, or to come to themselves after they've been compromised, or to realise that the other is there and waiting and loves them, or...

inkvoices
Prompt: 'Hallmark' AU: everyone works in a card company. Maybe a big one, or maybe a small just started up one, or maybe there's one where everyone at SHIELD works and another that's Stark... Bascially, people designing cards, and coming up with things to write inside them, and sentiments for them. Maybe Steve could do lovely artwork, Thor is good with the wordy ones, Natasha does snark... Valentine's Day card designing. Maybe hilarious one upmanship or company rivalry, maybe everyone really hates Valentine's and does cards that all have hidden meanings or something, maybe certain cards are exchanged between the workers themselves.

Writer's Block by hufflepuffsneak - Rated PG, swearing


hufflepuffsneak
Prompt: A quote from comics Natasha (from the FYBW tumblr)

Tolstoy will live forever. Some people do. But that’s not enough. It’s not the length of a life that matters… just the depth of it. The chances we take. The paths we choose. How we go on after our hearts break.

inkvoices
Prompt: Natasha's relationship with the colour red, or pink.

inkvoices
Prompt: A playlist that one has given to the other.

sgflutegirl
Prompt: I need you right here, by my side
You're everything I'm not in my life.
We're indestructable, we are untouchable
Nothing can take us down tonight
You are so beautiful, it should be criminal
that you could be mine.

And we will make it out alive
I'll promise you this love will never die!

No matter what, I got your back
I'll take a bullet for you if it comes to that
I swear to God, that in the bitter end,

We gotta be the last ones standing


No Matter What - Papa Roach (target="new">rest of the lyrics here)

inkvoices
Prompt: That one were they're both in a (punk rock) band and the singer-songwriter doesn't mean to put all of their emotions for their fellow band member into the lyrics/music because what if they notice? But it's music; it's made of emotion. And then they're on tour and they have to go up on stage every night and sing this song/s that're baring their heart to thousands of people all screaming along with it...but does the person it's about/for ever find out or realise?

purely_distel
Prompt: My Dear Natasha

Natasha, oh my love

Hey hot bunny

Dearest to my hear
...

Clint tries to word a love letter/write valentines card for Natasha.

inkvoices
Prompt: I never met a lady
quite as pretty as melody dean
and even though I know you are a little bit
angry with me
you know that it is you I love
and you I want to get me off
but you can only do that when you're here
and right now you are not...

(Melody Dean by Amanda Palmer)

Open relationship. Missions do, after all, mean that they're often apart for long periods of time. Or that's just who they are, or who one of them is and the other accepts it. (But Natasha still isn't going to sleep with Tony Stark. No, not even if Clint says but it's Tony Stark and he's curious, and hey, he's stuck in Mexico she could take one for the team.)

purely_distel
Prompt: Tony thought he would be smart. Thought it would give everyone a lift of spirits after the recent alien-tried-to-smash-new-york shitpile that was their last mission.

But now it's valentines day and Thor is only speaking in rhyms, Clint thinks he is cupid, Dummy has a crush on Natasha (and Natasha seems to crush back just as hard), Pepper and Bruce only speak through quoting chick-flicks and Captain America can only stare at his own reflection in his own shield.

Something went terribly wrong.

inkvoices
Prompt: There's a mission involving a flower business that is using the company to smuggle drugs or something (think BBC's The Shadow Line where drugs are smuggled in the stems of lillies to hide the scent from sniffer dogs at the ports) and Valentine's is the busiest time of year in the flower business (when all the prices go up extortionately (in the UK at least)) and SHIELD are tracking this and there's a sting/operation with our favourite Master Assassins.

inkvoices
Prompt: AU: Natasha Romanova and Clint Barton are actors making a romatic comedy who fall for each other, and I do mean Natasha and Clint, not Johanasson and Renner RPF. Although feel free to have Clint being forced to sing in the film since he can/that's why he's been cast, and Natasha could be showcasing ballet skills or something... But the thing is that it's a really bad romcom. They're doing it because they're down and out and need the money, or young actors (and then maybe they meet up later when they're A listers?), or there was a bet, or whatever, but it's bad, and painful, and at times hilarious. Yet somehow, because of the other person, it end up being fun and because of that they're not sorry they signed up for this crazy ride.

sugar_fey
Prompt: I don't have a specific prompt in mind, but I would love to see more wing!fic. Any fic where one or both of them have wings.

I just like wings, okay.

inkvoices
Prompt: AU: Stark Tower is a radio tower and Team Avengers are the presenters, technicians, runners of etc the channel. (The Boat That Rocked? Only I'm not thinking that era, just that level of shenanigans.) They have their own styles of presenting, gimics, music tastes, competitions...and it's the competition for Valentine's Day (like win a date with one of the presenters or something) that causes the latest trouble.

inkvoices
Prompt: Either complete AU or they're still Avengers, but: in a world where people can't hide their emotions, like their skin is a kind of mood ring/indicator with colours, or their eyes, or? And they could try to hide it with covering all skin/that section of skin/contact, but then when they don't change colour people know that you're hiding. For instance. In a world like that, love is still complicated.

purely_distel
Prompt: SHIELD is sending in their best for some undercover work. In a flower shop. In February. Natasha has never hated being a spy this much and Clint could smack himself for not ticking the "allergic to most flowers" box when he first signed up SHIELD.

inkvoices
Prompt: You don't love someone in spite of anything. You love all of them.

chrisfaithalin
Prompt: Valentine's day in Budapest.

inkvoices
Prompt: (Love is for children.) Natasha has a problem with love, or rather she has a problem with how love is portrayed, from Romeo and Juliet to modern romcoms, all the epic romances and pining women of classic novels, all the stupidity of people in the name of love, for another person, for a God, for money, for love. Love, she thinks, has a lot to answer for.

purely_distel
Prompt: Avenging Angels Avengers ...

inkvoices
Prompt: Valentine's Day love hearts are all pretty-fied, not at all anatomically correct. (Like when people say love, all hearts and flowers and chocolate, and they mean love, never giving up on someone, always being there, the hard times, holding someone's hand whilst they're in labour, seeing the worst and never turning away.) So Natasha/Clint/both have this thing where they...correct hearts that they come across, on posters, other people's Valentine's cards, bake anatomically correct cakes and cookies, stuff like that. And it's all hilarity. But they have this reason behind it, that why pretty-fi something so brilliant and real like it needs to be cleaned up?

(Or just something about 'real' love.)

purely_distel
Prompt: nerd/gamer!AU

Clint and Natasha are the shizzles of the Guild Wars World, their Guild, the Avengers, is the one everyone wants to be part of. They've never met though, until one fateful San Diego Comic Con, Natasha flies in from Russia and Clint takes the greyhound to San Diego and ....

inkvoices
Prompt: One of them works for a sex line or the internet equivalent and the other phones in (maybe on Valentine's) for a bet, by accident, because they're lonely. Either AU and they don't know each other, or they're both still Avengers and everything, and that one of them has the job (on the side) because...for the money, for the chance to be just a voice/someone else on the phone, to be able to fullfil someone else's fantasties, to try and get comfortable with the idea of sex without having to face people because they're only used to it with marks not people and they're trying to understand the intimacy part, or...? But they click. Can be intimacy, or smut, or they get together after, or however your brain takes it :)

purely_distel
Prompt: Loki weaves his magic and trickery, and suddenly Clint and Tasha stumble onto what looks like a film set and why does everyone keep calling them Jeremy and Scarlett and who is Joss Whedon and WHAT the hell is even going on?!

Bonus points if Clint/Natasha either kiss for the first time OR have an established relationship and unintentionally give a lot of fodder to the Rennerson gossip machine.

inkvoices
Prompt: They did the marriage and kids thing, and when the kid/s are old enough and have moved out, Clint and Natasha have the first Valentine's night in a long time where they don't have to work around the kids or a babysitter. Perhaps the sadness/whistfulness of having an empty nest, but also the now to free to have sexy times without fear of interuption or what have you, or where they relive a bit of wild youth, or whatever.

(And since they're in their late fifties, whatever age, are they still Avengers or training new Avengers or at less assassiny jobs at SHIELD or...?)

frea-o
Prompt: When asked how they met, Clint and Natasha will usually say something about Natasha's past and Clint making a different call. What they don't tell you is that they met while speed dating at Assassin's Night at the Mariott.

frea-o
Prompt: To boost morale, SHIELD hosts a Sadie Hawkins Dance on Valentine's Day of Natasha's first year working there. Natasha is sure somebody's already asked Clint. After all, he's known through the ranks as quite the ladies' man, isn't he?

purely_distel
Prompt: While a little girl with the Red Room, Valentines Day meant being given as a gift to certain higher-ups. so these days, Clint makes sure Natasha is reminded of everything but those horrible memories when everyone's favourite holiday rolls around.

inkvoices
Prompt: AU (or crossover or fusion type affair with Stravaganza (on wiki here): in Renaissance Venice Clint is training to be a gondolier when a certain red head climbs down out of a window and lands in his (well not his yet but he's using it?) gondola.

Maybe Natasha is an assassin. Mabye she's a Stravagante, or in league with them. Intrigue! Mystery! Venice!

alphaflyer
Prompt: Nora X in Accounting has a thing for Agent Carl Y and sneaks a note on his locker in the men's gym. Only she has the wrong locker. Clint finds the note -- addressed to 'C', from 'N'.

frea-o
Prompt: Intending to put as much space between her and the Red Room as possible, Natasha spends a year embracing secular American culture wholeheartedly: ballgames, hot dogs, American Christmas, fireworks on the fourth of July, Coca-Cola, and Santa Claus. But when things go horribly wrong on February 12th, it's up to Clint to make sure she has the perfect Valentine's Day to cap off her year of getting away from the Red Room.

purely_distel
Prompt: Valentines Day 2014, Clint and Natasha are in the UK and are being roped into an elaborate themed pub quiz by the local agents.

Bonus points if those "local agents" end up being Amy and Rory Pond.

hufflepuffsneak
Prompt: Clint and Natasha spend Valentines Day undercover, infiltrating an evil company.

Natasha is the new Vice President (of HR? or something) and Clint is a new maintenance guy who just passes the bigwigs in the hallway. Natasha's secretary sees the attraction between the two, and tries to set them up throughout the day.

(Once the Company gets taken down, Natasha makes sure the secretary gets a job offer at a non-evil place with a much higher salary).

purely_distel
Prompt: Clint works in a Bar/owns a diner (Unusuals, anyone?) and every year the night before Valentines, a red-haired goddess of a woman stops by and stays until all the other costumers have left. She always leaves before he can get her into a conversation.

This year, however, Clint is determined to change that.

purely_distel
Prompt: As much as they all like chocolates and lingerie , on February 14th things just never end up the way they should.

AKA - five times Clint and Natasha tried to celebrate Valentines the adult way and it always ended in disaster.

sugar_fey
Prompt: Clint and Natasha actually hate Valentine's Day. They never celebrate it. But that doesn't mean they don't have special days that they acknowledge. Can be the anniversary of their first meeting, of when they got together, some other anniversary, their birthdays, Wednesday mornings... whatever you like!

_samalander
Prompt: Clint used to have a lot of t-shirts. But lately they've been disappearing. Who could be taking them?

(spoiler: it's Natasha)

stuntriderjenny
Prompt: Romantic horse drawn carriage ride through gorgeous city of your choice. (really I just want Clintasha + ponies ;)

stuntriderjenny
Prompt: Anyone remember THIS epic scene from 10 Things I Hate About You?

Could be turned into an Avengers/High School AU (or even a 10 Things crossover/fusion fic), or could be a non-AU and Clint decides to serenade Natasha with a lovely rendition of "Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You" or.... whatever else you come up with :)

stuntriderjenny
Prompt: And then I crashed into you,
And I went up in flames.
Could've been the death of me,
But then you breathed your breath in me.
And I crashed into you,
Like a runaway train.
You will consume me,
But I can't walk away.


Crashed by Daughtry

stuntriderjenny
Prompt: From your face, your eyes
Are burning to me.
You saved me, you gave me
Just what I need.
Oh, just what I need.

Also Crashed by Daughtry

stuntriderjenny
Prompt: A Knight's Tale crossover/fusion AU, with Clint as "Clint von Lichtenstein" (or other name of your choosing ;) trying to woo/win over fair maiden Natasha by his prowess in jousting competitions (bonus points if Natasha gets to joust/compete too and show those boys how its done *g*)

Maybe Clint's arch nemesis in the arena is the Winter Knight, Bucky. Maybe Clint befriends Prince Thor who really just wants to compete too. Maybe Clint is surrounded by his faithful squires Bruce and Steve, while Natasha is aided by Pepper and Jane (and one of them has their armor mended by the female blacksmith Darcy?) Maybe Clint inherits a snarky, witty, loud mouthed author/writer named Tony who then gets to announce Clint at all the events (ironically taking the place of Paul Bettany, you know, the voice of JARVIS ;).

Or whatever else you want to do! ;) Really I just want those two crazy badass assassins in medieval times, complete with horses, knights, swords/lances/bows and arrows/other awesome weaponry, witty dialog and banter, and maybe a dance number too? *grins*

stuntriderjenny
Prompt: Burn Notice crossover. Clint and Natasha decide to take a vacation in Miami and they come across Michael Weston and his gang. hijinks ensue.

Did Michael and Natasha run into each other in Russia/ on some other op/have history together? Do Fiona and Natasha get along splendidly or... not so much? what happens when "somebody needs Michael's help" and Clint and Natasha decide to help out? Does Clint find a new drinking buddy with Sam? How well do Michael's spy skills match up with Natasha's? All that and more! ;)

lar_laughs
Prompt: You trembled like you'd seen a ghost
And I cave in
I lacked the things you need the most you said
Where have you been?

You wasted all that sweetness to run and hide
I wonder why
I remind you of the days you poured your heart in two
But you never tried

I've fallen from grace, took a blow to my face
I loved And I lost
I lovedAnd I lost

Explosions
On the day you wake up needing somebody,
And you've learned
It's okay to be afraid
But it will never be the same
It will never be the same


Explosions - Ellie Goulding

lar_laughs
Prompt: "I am a jumble of passions, misgivings, and wants. It seems that I am always in a state of wishing and rarely in a state of contentment." -Libba Bray, The Sweet Far Thing

Natasha can't figure out why she can't sit still. Why she needs to find Clint and assure to herself that he's still where she knows him to be. Why she feels sick every time sh sees him... and yet blissfully happy.

lar_laughs
Prompt: "I no longer believed in the idea of soul mates, or love at first sight. But I was beginning to believe that a very few times in your life, if you were lucky, you might meet someone who was exactly right for you. Not because he was perfect, or because you were, but because your combined flaws were arranged in a way that allowed two separate beings to hinge together." ? Lisa Kleypas, Blue-Eyed Devil

lar_laughs
Prompt: "A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other...Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever."
? Dave Matthews Band

lar_laughs
Prompt: lar_laughs
Prompt: Budapest 2013 movie poster manipulation

-I told you it was a bad idea. I lost my bow!
-And I’m losing my left leg… I think we’re quits.

lar_laughs
Prompt: A Budapest pic montage (some images NSFW)

How can you forget what happened in Budapest? I remember it so clearly.

But he knows she hasn't forgotten or gotten it mixed up in her head. Knows she likes to remind him, at the most inopportune times, about the best three days of his life.

lar_laughs
Prompt: I'm sorry... How she hated those words in his mouth. Everything was her fault: her sources double-crossed them and the simple meeting in a car park ended up in gunfight and -his- blood all over the ground, the mark disappearing with the briefcase.

But it was Clint. He has always felt responsible for her since the day he brought back an ex-KGB spy to the SHIELD and Fury said: “Fine, but she is under your responsibility Agent Barton.” Things have changed since then, except him.
She silently swore to rip the heart (and probably some other useless organs) out of this mark.

laughtersmelody
Prompt: Natasha had to pretend to be Natalie Rushman through February of that year, which meant attending the Stark Industries Valentine's Day party. Natasha knows Stark will chase after her if she comes to the party alone, so she requests that Clint accompany her as her "boyfriend." In reality, he's still only her partner, and a good friend...or is he?

Note: I don't read anything above PG-13, so if you answer this one, I'd really appreciate it if you kept it PG-13 and below, because I'd love to see what you'd do with it!

lar_laughs
Prompt: "Let our scars fall in love." ? Galway Kinnell

lar_laughs
Prompt: "Love consists of this: two solitudes that meet, protect and greet each other." ? Rainer Maria Rilke

lar_laughs
Prompt: "I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I or you, so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand, so intimate that when I fall asleep your eyes close." ? Pablo Neruda

anuna-81
Prompt: Avengers/Bourne legacy crossover, in which Clint and Nat are sent to find and bring in two people. One of whom looks exactly like Clint. (So, what are Natasha's reactions to Aaron? He is nothing like Clint, in fact he is more like Natasha in some aspects. And how do Clint and Nat react to these two.... openly affectionate people, while at the same time tehy're trying to contain those emotions between them so carefully? Meaning, they still aren't involved, but tehy're connected in every other way possible.)

paksenarrion2
Prompt: I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight,
I've never seen you shine so bright,
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance,
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance,
And I have never seen that dress you're wearing,
Or the highlights in your hair that catch your eyes,
I have been blind;

The lady in red is dancing with me, cheek to cheek,
There's nobody here, it's just you and me,
It's where I want to be,
But I hardly know this beauty by my side,
I'll never forget the way you look tonight


The Lady in Red by Chris de Burgh.

Natasha goes undercover a lot for S.H.I.E.L.D and often times has to use her body to seduce and beguile. For her, her appearance and sex is a weapon. She doesn't really believe she is beautiful.

Clint convinces her he loves her no matter what-when she is covered in bruises and dirt or dresses to the nines.

bonus if you can work this song into the fill but it really sets the mood for what I am looking for.

purely_distel
Prompt: There's a Spanish train that runs between
Guadalquivir and old Saville,
And at dead of night the whistle blows,
and people hear she's running still...

And then they hush their children back to sleep,
Lock the doors, upstairs they creep,
For it is said that the souls of the dead
Fill that train ten thousand deep!!

....

Well that Spanish train still runs between,
Guadalquivir and old Saville,
And at dead of night the whistle blows,
And people fear she's running still...
And far away in some recess
The Lord and the Devil are now playing chess,
The Devil still cheats and wins more souls,
And as for the Lord, well, he's just doing his best...


Chris De Burgh - Spanish Train

purely_distel
Prompt: LET'S BAKE A FANFIC!

Ingredients:
Valentines Day
Alcohol
Clint "dressed" like this
This song

Mix at your leisure and post to this community *coughs*

purely_distel
Prompt: SHIELD Community College

anuna-81
Prompt: "That is the problem with people today. They've lost faith and in that loss they don't know who they should fear any more."

anuna-81
Prompt: Vampire Diaries/Avengers crossover. (Clint and Nat sent to Mystic Falls as babysitters? Maybe Clint is buddies with Stefan? What would happen if Caroline met Tony? What if Natasha is another doppleganger from Petrova bloodline? SO MANY POSSIBILITIES. !!!)

anuna-81
Prompt: Inspired by a certain Castle episode - Nat and Clint wake up in a room, cuffed together. The house they're in seems empty, the door is locked, they were probably drugged. They don't really remember what happened.
Bound by alphaflyer - Rated PG, warnings: some swearing -- Clint!


hufflepuffsneak
Prompt: A different take on the "they woke up married in Vegas" trope.

Suggestions
- They actually go to the Falls. It's classier.
- It's all part of a matchmaking plot by Captain America AND Loki (if you can make this happen with any degree of plausibility, go for it!).
- Clint was too drunk to remember the wedding, and they don't have rings. When will Natasha tell him they're legally married?
- Neither of them remember the wedding or have rings. When will Tony, Coulson, Maria or whoever tell them they're married? And from what distance is a safe distance?
- Clint wants a divorce/ annulment. Natasha doesn't.

anuna-81
Prompt: I know there are similar stories, but what the heck.... Clint turned into a dog, Nat taking care of him. (What kind of dog is he? How does Nat handle him? Does he follow her everywhere? Does he push his nose and head under her hand, so she'd pet him? Etc. :D )

anuna-81
Prompt: "Be my mirror, my sword and shield,
my missionaries in a foreign field".

purely_distel
Prompt: The Assassins Daytrip Of Hell

or

That Time Clint and Natasha Had To Go To IKEA

anuna-81
Prompt: What is their lovemaking like after he looses his hearing?

anuna-81
Prompt: A fic in which they're some sort of animal rescue team? Or vets for wildlife? Basically anything that involves team and rescuing animals.

icecream_junkie
Prompt: I’ve been left out alone like a damn criminal
I’ve been praying for help cause I can’t take it all
I’m not done,
It’s not over.
Now I’m fighting this war since the day of the fall
And I’m desperately holding on to it all
But I’m lost
I’m so damn lost

Oh I wish it was over,
And I wish you were here
Still I’m hoping that somehow

‘Cause your soul is on fire
A shot in the dark,
What did they aim for when they missed your heart?

I breathe underwater
It’s all in my hands
What can I do?
Don’t let it fall apart
A shot in the dark

In the blink of an eye
I can see through your eyes
As I’m lying awake I’m still hearing the cries
And it hurts
Hurts me so bad
And I’m wondering why I still fight in this life
‘Cause I’ve lost all my faith in this damn bitter strife
And it’s sad
It’s so damn sad


Within Temptation - Shot in the Dark

icecream_junkie
Prompt: Proof - by Emily Dickinson

That I did always love,
I bring thee proof:
That till I loved
I did not love enough.

That I shall love alway,
I offer thee
That love is life,
And life hath immortality.

This, dost thou doubt, sweet?
Then have I
Nothing to show
But Cavalry.

inkvoices
Prompt: Someone - an Avenger or a SHIELD Agent - wants to take their date on a double date at Valentine's, because they're nervous or they want their other half to get to know more people or whatever, so they ask Clint if they and their date can double date with Clint and Natasha and Clint just can't so no, they state their case so well/ask so nicely/he'd feel like a heel. This then snowballs, because that person's date themself had asked another couple for it to be a double date, and maybe someone had already asked Natasha if it could be a team date night or something since otherwise a person would feel left out since everyone had a date but them (maybe Bruce if Betty isn't around for whatever reason?) And basically this ends up being A LOT of people on a kind of mass date party thing.

kl_shipper1
Prompt: So come on torpedo,
Do your worst
Hit me right in the heart
Blow me up, 'til you see my ghost

But I will not lay down in the road
I will not make it easy
I don't want no saints or saviors


"Torpedo" - Jillette Johnson

inkvoices
Prompt: So as part of Natasha learning pop culture and/or Clint catching up on it and/or because they both turned out to be Whedon fans, they have this Valentine's Day tradition of a Buffy marathon. Because nothing says 'happy commericalism and single life sucks' like stabbing vampires in the heart.

inkvoices
Prompt: Either Vampire AU, or Buffy crossover, or strange SHIELD mission, or aliens, or whatever, but: hearts getting literally stabbed/staked/ripped out/arrows through them.

'Happy Valetine's Day, now go stab some vampires in the heart' amusement kinda thing was my thought process, but wherever your brain goes :)

stuntriderjenny
Prompt: Lifehouse Everything

Find me here, speak to me
I want to feel You, I need to hear You
You are the light that's leading me
To the place where I find peace again

You are the strength that keeps me walking
You are the hope that keeps me trusting
You are the light to my soul
You are my purpose, You're everything

How can I stand here with You and not be moved by You?
Would You tell me, how could it be any better than this?

You calm the storms, and You give me rest
You hold me in Your hands, You won't let me fall
You steal my heart, and You take my breath away
Would You take me in, take me deeper now

How can I stand here with You and not be moved by You?
Would You tell me, how could it be any better than this?
And how can I stand here with You and not be moved by You?
Would You tell me, how could it be any better than this?

'Cause You're all I want, You're all I need
You're everything, everything
You're all I want, You're all I need
You're everything, everything


anuna-81
Prompt: As cheesy as it sounds, how about Pretty Woman type of thing? *hides* (Oh and you can totally switch the roles.)

Just add this song into the mix.

kl_shipper1
Prompt: We were drawn from the weeds
We were brave like soldiers
Falling down under the pale moonlight
You were holding to me
Like a someone broken
And I couldn't tell you, but I'm telling you now


"Ever the Same" - Rob Thomas

kl_shipper1
Prompt: I don't remember you looking any better
But then again, I don't remember you.


"Who Says" - John Mayer

stuntriderjenny
Prompt: I need some fluffy, happy, cheerful puppy fic, so how about.... a scruffy yet adorable stray follows them home one day, or they rescue a pup from a mission and take it home (shield/avengers tower/safehouse) or something and care for it and bond with it and keep it.... and then the pup turns into the Avengers Tower mascot or something, idek.

Just something fluffy and adorable with Clint and Natasha adopting a puppy :)

kl_shipper1
Prompt: Man, it's a hot one
Like seven inches from the midday sun
Well, I hear you whispering in the words, to melt everyone
But you stay so cool
My muñequita, my Spanish Harlem, Mona Lisa
You're my reason for reason
The step in my groove

And if you said this life ain't good enough
I would give my world to lift you up
I could change my life to better suit your mood
'Cause you're so smooth

And it's just like the ocean under the moon
Oh, it's the same as the emotion that I get from you
You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah
Give me your heart, make it real
Or else forget about it

But I'll tell you one thing
If you would leave it would be a crying shame
In every breath and every word
I hear your name calling me out
Out from the barrio
You hear my rhythm on your radio
You feel the turning of the world, so soft and slow
Turning you round and round

And if you said this life ain't good enough
I would give my world to lift you up
I could change my life to better suit your mood
'Cause you're so smooth


"Smooth" - Santana & Rob Thomas

hufflepuffsneak
Prompt: Tony gave the Avengers each a personal helper robot for Christmas. Clint and Natasha's robots had a matchmaking subroutine that should activate just in time for Valentine's Day.

(Bonus points for sentient robot romance)

purely_distel
Prompt: Picture Prompt

lar_laughs
Prompt: Esquire - Russia - February

It had been something nice to do with Pepper. "Hey, let's go shopping," had turned into a three day stake out of what turned out to be a Maggia stronghold. By the time the reinforcements showed up, the hard part was done but the boys hung around to help with clean up.

Natasha never bothered to mention the photographer that first day, when they were still playing the part of fashionable women out for a day of fun. The magazine showed up at the Tower (some kind soul from the publisher thought she might want a copy to keep for sentimental purposes but she wasn't sure why) and there was the typical hooting and hollering from the peanut gallery.

But Clint kept the magazine cover and, when asked what he wanted to do for Valentine's Day, whipped it out. "I want this."

lar_laughs
Prompt:

The reservations were for nine but they didn't seem too worried.

purely_distel
Prompt: This might be the WEIRDEST prompt in the history of the world but ...

There tumblr post deserves to have fic written about imho *nods*

stuntriderjenny
Prompt: Picture prompt from Pinterest!

Incognito

Its just asking to have a mission fic written about it ;)

stuntriderjenny
Prompt: I'm not the devil
but I won't be your hero


stuntriderjenny
Prompt: Wild west AU?

And behold a Cowboy came into town, dirty and worn.
He had Black eyes, long hair and lines that cut deep into his frown.
He had the right hand of the devil strapped tightly to his side.
And you could tell fear abandoned this outlaw in a previous life.

Why, looking but never seeing.
Why, searching but never finding.
Why, for the kiss to bring his
cold dead heart back to life.

I am, I am searching for you.
Waiting, I am Coming.
First Light, I am coming for you.
Last stand.
I am, I am searching for you.
Waiting, I am Coming.
First Light, I am coming for you.
Catch me if you can.

He had the story of whiskey on his breath and death in his eyes.
You never heard him say a word, but the pistol shot straight through the lies.
Looking for the new world going from dead town to town.
but his compass is cracked and north is six feet underground.

Why, looking but never seeing.
Why, searching but never finding.
Why, for the kiss to bring his
cold dead heart back to life.

I am, I am searching for you.
Waiting, I am Coming.
First Light, I am coming for you.
Last stand.
I am, I am searching for you.
Waiting, I am Coming.
First Light, I am coming for you.
Catch me if you can.

I towed the line for you.

I am, I am searching for you.
Waiting, I am Coming.
First Light, I am coming for you.
Last stand.
I am, I am searching for you.
Waiting, I am Coming.
First Light, I am coming for you.
Catch me if you can.

If you ever cross a shadow in a wasted void.
You tell him I'm here waiting for the last cowboy.


The Last Cowboy by In This Moment

(just to warn, they are a metal band, but this song isn't very screamy, you can actually understand the lyrics ;) just fyi

stuntriderjenny
Prompt: another from pinterest... typing "Clint and Natasha" into search may have been a bad idea ;)

this is the comment someone wrote on the pin:

After he’d zipped the back of her dress up, Natasha wordlessly handed Clint the expensive necklace she’d been given. There was no need for compliments as he helped her fasten it, but she smiled when he let his fingertips linger on her bare shoulder a little longer than was completely necessary.

stuntriderjenny
Prompt: water pistol fight

It was a sweltering summer day, and Tony was foolish enough to suggest a team bonding water gun fight.... he had no idea Clint and Natasha take these things *very seriously* ;)

stuntriderjenny
Prompt: Prohibition Era AU

someone commented with the prompt of:

Prohibition-era SHIELD agents Fury, Natasha and Clint: “I recognize the government has made an Amendment, but given that it’s a stupid-ass Amendment I’ve elected to ignore it!” (By Sairobi.)

stuntriderjenny
Prompt: This has probably been prompted before, but just in case it hasn't...

crazy4orcas
Prompt: Clint and Natasha. Valentine's Day. Rockie Mountains. Blizzard conditions. Plane crash. SHIELD is forced to call off the search and rescue.

hermyfan
Prompt: And with words unspoken,
A silent devotion,
I know you know what I mean.
And the end is unknown,
But I think I'm ready,
As long as you're with me.
Being as in love with you as I am.

'Angels' - the xx

(just check out the entire song, it's perfect)

hermyfan
Prompt: Clint kissing Natasha on the forehead as she falls asleep, and her letting him. Maybe she acknowledges him with a smile or something? Idk, sleepy, affectionate assassins make me happy.

hope_tang
Prompt: I know this song has been mentioned previously in another post: Home by Phillip Phillips.

If you get lost, you can always be found
Just know you’re not alone, ‘cause I’m going to make this place your home

hope_tang
Prompt: In life, unlike chess, the game continues after checkmate. ~ Isaac Asimov

If "love is for children" but it was all just a game of chess, then what is Clint and Natasha's first Valentine's Day like after they both know what it's like to be unmade?

(Bonus if the rest of the Avengers (or SHIELD) try to keep things cheerful/romantic, and their good intentions go hilariously awry)

lar_laughs
Prompt: I can't see where this is attributed to anyone but when I saw it, I thought of Natasha.

I am a strong person but every now and then I also need someone to take my hand and say everything will be alright.

Because Handholding Assassins make me smile.

rollingplains
Prompt: Clint can tell the future when he's drunk.

...what do you mean it's not romantic?

purely_distel
Prompt: It's summer and Tony has invited everyone to his rebuild house in Malibu!

So all the Avengers go swimming

shenshen77
Prompt: How about this for a picture prompt?

Roadtrip

I can't stop laughing :D

hufflepuffsneak
Prompt: On their second Valentine's Day as partners Natasha breaks Clint's heart. On their third, Clint breaks Natasha's. What happens on their fourth?

thrace_adama
Prompt: Tony's got a big night planned with Pepper on Valentine's Day, and the other Avengers have plans for the day too. But as they do everything else, Clint and Natasha have their own way of celebrating and/or expressing their feelings. (Bonus points for incorporating sign language.)

laughtersmelody
Prompt: Outside POV prompt: A new agent at SHIELD - fresh out of the academy - is temporarily assigned to work with Clint and Natasha. It's meant to be a learning experience - his first field assignment - but the new agent is also interested in finding out if the rumors about Hawkeye and the Black Widow are true: are they really more than partners, or not? (The new recruit has a bet going with his friends, but he has to be careful. He doesn't want to be "accidentally" killed on his first official assignment, and with what he's heard about Barton and Romanoff, they might very well take him out.) Clint and Natasha, of course, have a wonderful time messing with - and scaring - the newbie, and share many secretive smiles.

Note: I don't read anything rated higher than PG-13, so if you use this prompt, please rate it PG-13 or below, because I would love to see what you'd do with it!

anuna-81
Prompt: Loving an imperfect person perfectly, what does it mean?

anuna-81
Prompt: Natasha appreciating Clint's looks, but in down - to - earth, realistic way? because he does have more years than her, and he isn't a young boy with perfect bodybuilder's figure. He's mature and powerful and experienced (in many different ways); there are signs of that experience on him, there are scars, and one of the best things about him? He wears that body of his so well, and she really, truly loves it. (mostly my reaction to "Clint has six pack" which I often see around; because while he might have had it as a younger man, I don't see him spending time reducing body fat as nearly - 40 years old SHIELD agent. It's hard, it takes time, besides, body fat is useful, especially for someone with work as hard as his.)
Appreciation by shenshen77 - Rated M; warnings: language and sexual content)


anuna-81
Prompt: "People will say it's sad that she leaves a lesser scar, that fewer remember her, that she was loved deeply but not widely. But it's not sad. It's triumphant. It's heroic. Isn't that the real heroism?

The real heroes anyway aren't the people doing things; the real heroes are the people NOTICING things, paying attention.”
-- John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

anuna-81
Prompt: “If after I die, people want to write my biography, there is nothing simpler. They only need two dates: the date of my birth and the date of my death. Between one and another, every day is mine.”
-- Fernando Pessoa, Poems of Fernando Pessoa

anuna-81
Prompt: “That's the thing about pain...it demands to be felt.”
-- John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (hurt/comfort, focused on Clint.)

anuna-81
Prompt: "I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we're all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we'll ever have, and I am in love with you.”
-- John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

Basically.... if Natasha ever said HOW MUCH she loves Clint (either to him or to someone else) - just how intense and powerful would it be?

anuna-81
Prompt: "There are cracks in everything, that's how the light comes in." - Leonard Cohen

anuna-81
Prompt: He admires Natasha in many ways and for many things; her strength, courage, skill, her professionalism. He appreciates her training and things she can do, but that's not what makes her exceptional in his eyes. (It's who she is, and how she deals with things she can't do, with things that scare her, things that make her smile. Things only he gets to see, because he's earned it.)

anuna-81
Prompt: He knows she is kind. (Not everyone sees it. But he knows.)

ext_1637649
Prompt: I have no idea if I'm doing this right but here it go...

"Oh maybe i'm a crook
For stealing your heart away
Yeah maybe i'm a crook
For not caring for it
Yeah, maybe i'm a bad, bad, bad, bad person
But baby i know"

I listen to "Of monsters and men" song "Love love love" the other day and I fell in love. I couldn't stop thinking about Natasha singing this song to Clint. I think this song could be a great prompt.

alphaflyer
Prompt: "A motto I've adopted is, if at first you don't succeed, hide all evidence that you ever tried."
— Billy Collins (former U.S. Poet Laureate)

crazy4orcas
Prompt: Clint and Natasha are not big into gift giving. They prefer doing unexpected things for one another or just spending time together. So, how do they spend their first Valentine's Day together as a couple?

sugar_fey
Prompt: One of the things Clint loves most about Natasha's body is how it isn't perfect.
Simple Together by _samalander - Rated PG-13, warnings: some sexual content


sugar_fey
Prompt: Clint and Natasha go undercover in a cupcake bakery. On Valentine's Day. Heaven help us all.
Icing on the Cupcake by hufflepuffsneak - Rated PG, warnings: none


sugar_fey
Prompt: 'Unusual Ways to Celebrate Valentine's Day, or "And Then The Dinosaurs Attacked,"' a report by Natasha Romanoff.

sugar_fey
Prompt: Journalism AU. Clint and Natasha are correspondents from rival news broadcasters who end up chasing the same story

crazy4orcas
Prompt: I don't think I've seen this one yet.

Josh Groban's "You Raise Me Up"

When I am down and, oh my soul, so weary;
When troubles come and my heart burdened be;
Then, I am still and wait here in the silence,
Until you come and sit awhile with me.

You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;
You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
You raise me up... To more than I can be.

You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;
You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
You raise me up... To more than I can be.

There is no life - no life without its hunger;
Each restless heart beats so imperfectly;
But when you come and I am filled with wonder,
Sometimes, I think I glimpse eternity.

You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;
You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
You raise me up... To more than I can be.

You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;
You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
You raise me up... To more than I can be.

You raise me up... To more than I can be.


anuna-81
Prompt: Okay, something that's eating my brain? Just WHAT did Natasha whisper to Clint at the end of the movie, before Loki is... "beamed up"? PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE THIS. I read several versions already but, dude, there can never be enough fic about this so very significant moment. The fact she knew what would crack him up at that moment precisely, and that she chose to make him grin just shows how well she knows him and how much she cares. :D

anuna-81
Prompt: Something based on this moment from the movie. Because I love how Steve just LOOKS at Natasha and she nods and that is GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM. Clint and Nat through Steve's eyes? :D

anuna-81
Prompt: Something about all the incredible media footage and newspaper/magazine articles about Avengers. Do media take special interest in two secretive, non-superhero individuals? is there speculation? Is someone lucky enough to interview Nat and Clint? *G*

anuna-81
Prompt: A crossover between Avengers and Lie to me. Or, what do Doctors Lightman and Foster have to say about Natasha and Clint?

anuna-81
Prompt: Flamenco. (interpret as you like)

anuna-81
Prompt: I'm in his favorite sun dress
Watching me get undressed
Take that body downtown

I say, "You the bestest."
Lean in for a big kiss
Put his favorite perfume on

Go play a video game

It's you, it's you, it's all for you
Everything I do
I tell you all the time
Heaven is a place on earth with you
Tell me all the things you want to do
I heard that you like the bad girls
Honey, is that true?

- Lana Del Rey, Video games

anuna-81
Prompt: Kissing in the blue dark
Playing pool and wild darts
Video games

He holds me in his big arms
Drunk and I am seeing stars
This is all I think of

- Lana Del Rey, Video games

anuna-81
Prompt: Clint and Nat putting their babies/children to sleep.

anuna-81
Prompt: "OHANA means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten". Bonus points if it includes Tony's POV.

anuna-81
Prompt: "Walk, walk, fashion baby". Clint, Nat and fashion.

anuna-81
Prompt: Clint and Natasha adopt blind/deaf/disabled child.

hufflepuffsneak
Prompt: For Harry Potter fellow people - Tony and the boys discuss Harry Potter (Thor has recently read it and loved it). They're trying to decide where Clint would be sorted and ask Natasha to play the role of the Sorting Hat for the occasion.
Clint and the Sorting Hat by hermyfan - PG, No warnings


anuna-81
Prompt: A quote (sort of) from my friend (originally about Pepper, but extending to strong female characters in general, and I am aiming for Natasha here) - she can do all those amazing things, be tough and competent and keep a level head in crisis. but at the end of the day, why couldn't she just... ask her guy to carry her home? Because her feet might hurt, or, simply because it feels nice.

anuna-81
Prompt: Strangers in the night, two lonely people
We were strangers in the night
Up to the moment
When we said our first hello.
Little did we know
Love was just a glance away,
A warm embracing dance away

hufflepuffsneak
Prompt: Natasha goes undercover at a beauty pageant.

(Just finished watching Miss Congeniality. I love that movie so much. Just think, Natasha would be like the anti-Grace Hart. And you can definitely incorporate romance, or just the pink and red bathing suits, into the prompt.)

shenshen77
Prompt: So, I think Joe Cocker is shipping them as well :) Made me think of the first meeting... Anyone???

You see me comin'
You feel like runnin'
A wicked look is in your eye
I don't come to harm you
I come to warn you
It's now or never, do or die

I had a vision
A head on collision
A revelation ya
That sent me on a mission

I come in peace
Love is a gold mine ya
Find it you have to seek it
Follow the heart sign
It's flowin' rich and deep
And it's well within our reach
I come in peace
I come in peace

Arrived with nothing
And let me tell you something
We're going out the same way
I got your attention
And maybe I should mention
They'll be no rest till peace is made

Love is a gold mine ya
Find it you have to seek it
Follow the heart sign
It's lowin rich and deep
And it's well within our reach
I come in peace
I come in peace

I had a vision
A head on collision
A revelation ya
That sent me on a mission

I come in peace
Love is a gold mine ya
Find it you have to seek it
Follow the heart sign
It's flowin' rich and deep
And it's well within our reach
I come in peace
I come in peace

anuna-81
Prompt: Making babies. *G*

anuna-81
Prompt: Five times Steve spent time with Clint or Natasha, while they were worried about the other half of their pair.
Hurry Up and Wait by topaz119 - Rated Teen, no warnings


anuna-81
Prompt: Different Avengers or SHIELD personnel babysitting BlackHawk kid(s).

anuna-81
Prompt: Clint and Natasha travel back through time and end up in 1942-ish? And meet Steve, Peggy, Howard Stark.... what happens? Do they change the past? How do they react to Steve? How is Steve different (or isn't) from *their* Steve?

anuna-81
Prompt: Avengers as Airplane Crash Investigation team.

anuna-81
Prompt: Clint, Natasha and their teenage daughter.

anuna-81
Prompt: Tony organizes C/N wedding. Both Clint and Nat are absolutely dreading what Tony could come up with, but he surprises them in a very good way. (caring, good - guy - who - won't - easily - show - it Tony.)

anuna-81
Prompt: Avengers as a circus act. Who owns it? What do they perform? Who is the most popular star? What is it like? *G*

anuna-81
Prompt: Clint and Natasha through the years, from Fury's POV. Can include their meeting, him bringing her in, becoming partners, being an awesome team, falling in love, having kids, actually I am a huge fan of Fury talking to BlackHawk kidlets.

anuna-81
Prompt: She would rip the world apart for him.
tear my heart out (for you) by hermyfan - Rated PG-13; warnings: blood


anuna-81
Prompt: What would their kid (at different ages) say about mom and dad?

hufflepuffsneak
Prompt: Natasha is an investigator in the mode of Sherlock Holmes (in the original master of disguise, outsmarting everyone sense), Clint is her Watson.

amanuensis1
Prompt: Scrolled through all the prompts and couldn't tell if this one's been thrown out there, credit goes to filkertom:

"I am NOT dressing up as Cupid, not even for your children's charity!"
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