BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh poor Clint. he survived one food poisoning to come home to this? He better get lots of massages (and maybe other things? Hmmm) from Tash. ;)
But what an early morning read! It's perfect! I laughed all the way through, pouting Tony and blushing Steve and Natasha saying all the inappropriate things.
“Why does he keep asking Mata Hari for cooking advice? This is a sexist thing. Just because she’s a woman doesn’t mean she knows how to cook.” Tony sulked. “Besides, everybody knows black widows eat their prey. This is not a woman we want making culinary decisions.”
“Clint should probably watch out,” Natasha said, not at all affected by the billionaire. “He’s the only one here I’ve bitten.”
Bruce coughed. “That was probably more than I wanted to know, Nat.”
This. This this this! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it! And thank you, you're feeding that awful muse of mine.
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But what an early morning read! It's perfect! I laughed all the way through, pouting Tony and blushing Steve and Natasha saying all the inappropriate things.
“Why does he keep asking Mata Hari for cooking advice? This is a sexist thing. Just because she’s a woman doesn’t mean she knows how to cook.” Tony sulked. “Besides, everybody knows black widows eat their prey. This is not a woman we want making culinary decisions.”
“Clint should probably watch out,” Natasha said, not at all affected by the billionaire. “He’s the only one here I’ve bitten.”
Bruce coughed. “That was probably more than I wanted to know, Nat.”
This. This this this! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it! And thank you, you're feeding that awful muse of mine.