3, 7, 2, and 13 go on a road trip. Who's driving? Who controls the radio? Where are they going? And how does it end?
Olivia Dunham, Troy Barnes, Abed Nadir, and Walter Bishop go on a road trip. Nobody is allowed to touch the steering wheel but Olivia after that time Troy tried to drive but got too interested in Walter and Abed’s long-winded discussion of The Twilight Zone to pay attention and they nearly hit a cow. Walter Bishop is very, very picky about the stereo. They’re on a road trip to visit things like the Giant Duck in New York and the world’s largest plastic acorn because the others were worried about Walter’s sanity (Troy and Abed were hitchhikers). It ends in disaster near the world’s largest ball of yarn, but most of the details are classified (but will end up in Abed’s award-winning documentary They Came From I-209).
8, 10, and 1 need to bake 200 Christmas cookies. How do they do it?
Clint Barton, Britta Perry, and Kevin Ryan need to bake 200 Christmas cookies. Ryan insists that all of the ingredients be natural and organic, which Britta enthusiastically embraces. Unfortunately, she accidentally buys milk from cows that were whipped for their cream. She has a nervous breakdown that somehow ends with her and Ryan covered in flour. Clint, being the ever-efficient assassin, calls the secret SHIELD baker’s guild and has 200 perfectly-iced, organic thumbprint cookies delivered within the hour.
12 and 4 wake up under a bar with no memory of how they got there. What happened?
Sarah Walker and Captain Awesome wake up under a bar, their memories mostly gone. It only takes Sarah a minute to realize that Awesome tried to download the intersect to save Ellie’s life, and now he can’t remember a damned thing either. They spend the next twelve hours in the weirdest version of Memento ever, guided by the wacky apps on Morgan’s phone (which they have no idea how they have). Eventually, they discover that Ellie, Morgan, Casey, and Chuck were taken by the El Muchos Diablos drug cartel. Awesome goes in looking like the tough FBI agent (but almost repeats his “RIPPED A BEAR’S HEAD OFF” lie when he fails to bluff the cartel properly) so that Sarah can go in the back, kick ass, take names, and save the day.
15, 5, and 6 join the circus! What are their roles?
Chuck Bartowski, Parker (from Leverage), and Natasha join the circus. Natasha has an awesome knife-throwing act. Chuck is her jumping, terrified assistant (she does not make things easy for him, throwing the knives ever closer to his skin solely to mess with him). Parker is an acrobat, but gets disgruntled when she finds out the management won’t let her go on without a safety net.
Two weeks later, Chuck wakes up and discovers that the circus has been robbed twice in the night. Also, he has two business cards in his pocket, both with lipstick kisses and the words “Call me” on them. He listens to neither, calls Sarah, apologizes for whatever stupid thing he did that led to him getting kicked out, and fixes his relationship with her.
The "Chicago's Most Wanted" prompt: 14 gets hit on the head and wakes up thinking (s)he's a con artist and thief. What shenanigans ensue? Can 4 catch this new criminal in time to avoid disaster?
A mustachioed wakes up in a dive bar two blocks from Michigan Avenue with a few wallets in a bag. The bartender refers to him as “Ron Swanson,” which he knows is not his name. It doesn’t take him long to realize that he’s clearly some sort of pickpocket-con-artist. He is confused when going out onto the street and telling people, “Give me all the wallets and purses you have” proves unsuccessful. Meanwhile, Captain Awesome, newly transplanted to Chicago, walks in to his newest patient’s room (that much cholesterol is bad for the heart) to discover that Ron Swanson has vanished. The new Chief of Staff is one of the .00001% on the planet that doesn’t like Awesome, so Awesome’s job is on the line, unless he can find the missing Ron Swanson and the trash bag of patients’ wallets he’d lifted from Lost and Found.
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Date: 2012-12-11 04:49 am (UTC)Olivia Dunham, Troy Barnes, Abed Nadir, and Walter Bishop go on a road trip. Nobody is allowed to touch the steering wheel but Olivia after that time Troy tried to drive but got too interested in Walter and Abed’s long-winded discussion of The Twilight Zone to pay attention and they nearly hit a cow. Walter Bishop is very, very picky about the stereo. They’re on a road trip to visit things like the Giant Duck in New York and the world’s largest plastic acorn because the others were worried about Walter’s sanity (Troy and Abed were hitchhikers). It ends in disaster near the world’s largest ball of yarn, but most of the details are classified (but will end up in Abed’s award-winning documentary They Came From I-209).
8, 10, and 1 need to bake 200 Christmas cookies. How do they do it?
Clint Barton, Britta Perry, and Kevin Ryan need to bake 200 Christmas cookies. Ryan insists that all of the ingredients be natural and organic, which Britta enthusiastically embraces. Unfortunately, she accidentally buys milk from cows that were whipped for their cream. She has a nervous breakdown that somehow ends with her and Ryan covered in flour. Clint, being the ever-efficient assassin, calls the secret SHIELD baker’s guild and has 200 perfectly-iced, organic thumbprint cookies delivered within the hour.
12 and 4 wake up under a bar with no memory of how they got there. What happened?
Sarah Walker and Captain Awesome wake up under a bar, their memories mostly gone. It only takes Sarah a minute to realize that Awesome tried to download the intersect to save Ellie’s life, and now he can’t remember a damned thing either. They spend the next twelve hours in the weirdest version of Memento ever, guided by the wacky apps on Morgan’s phone (which they have no idea how they have). Eventually, they discover that Ellie, Morgan, Casey, and Chuck were taken by the El Muchos Diablos drug cartel. Awesome goes in looking like the tough FBI agent (but almost repeats his “RIPPED A BEAR’S HEAD OFF” lie when he fails to bluff the cartel properly) so that Sarah can go in the back, kick ass, take names, and save the day.
15, 5, and 6 join the circus! What are their roles?
Chuck Bartowski, Parker (from Leverage), and Natasha join the circus. Natasha has an awesome knife-throwing act. Chuck is her jumping, terrified assistant (she does not make things easy for him, throwing the knives ever closer to his skin solely to mess with him). Parker is an acrobat, but gets disgruntled when she finds out the management won’t let her go on without a safety net.
Two weeks later, Chuck wakes up and discovers that the circus has been robbed twice in the night. Also, he has two business cards in his pocket, both with lipstick kisses and the words “Call me” on them. He listens to neither, calls Sarah, apologizes for whatever stupid thing he did that led to him getting kicked out, and fixes his relationship with her.
The "Chicago's Most Wanted" prompt: 14 gets hit on the head and wakes up thinking (s)he's a con artist and thief. What shenanigans ensue? Can 4 catch this new criminal in time to avoid disaster?
A mustachioed wakes up in a dive bar two blocks from Michigan Avenue with a few wallets in a bag. The bartender refers to him as “Ron Swanson,” which he knows is not his name. It doesn’t take him long to realize that he’s clearly some sort of pickpocket-con-artist. He is confused when going out onto the street and telling people, “Give me all the wallets and purses you have” proves unsuccessful. Meanwhile, Captain Awesome, newly transplanted to Chicago, walks in to his newest patient’s room (that much cholesterol is bad for the heart) to discover that Ron Swanson has vanished. The new Chief of Staff is one of the .00001% on the planet that doesn’t like Awesome, so Awesome’s job is on the line, unless he can find the missing Ron Swanson and the trash bag of patients’ wallets he’d lifted from Lost and Found.