Gonna Need a Bigger Boat

Title: Night at the City Museum
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Avengers
Warnings: Violence, language, insanity, puns.
Pairings: Clint Barton/Natasha Romanoff
Summary: A curse hits the City Museum in St. Louis. Luckily for absolutely nobody, the Avengers are on the scene to take care of it.
Length: 2039 words

( “Grab Bruce and get down here, then,” Steve said. “The whale’s still causing trouble. It’s trying to eat Thor.” )

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( An explanation, of sorts )

Finished Cold Days last night and I’m still trying to wrap my head around everything that happened. I enjoy Jim Butcher books for the sheer moving hysteria of them. Like, the majority of this book took place over something like 30 hours and it was crazy how much stuff happened to Harry.

And no, I’m not just talking about his penchant for getting hit in the head with baseball bats. Which happens amusingly often.

But( massive spoilers about Cold Days that OMG WHAT THE WHAT )

Also, saw Looper last night. I’ve been following the film pretty closely, so I knew something of what I should expect, but it was obvious that the people next to me did not. When the credits started rolling, they were like, “Well, not recommending that to anyone ever!” Meanwhile, two seats away, I’m grinning because seriously, what a neat film. It bends your brain a little and I called a lot of the major things, but it kept me on my toes and you really, really can’t go wrong with Emily Blunt OR Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

I need to kick this headache and get to writing because this cracky story is not going to write itself. And then I get to write a story with Tony Stark as the protagonist, which will be a first for me!

Title: A Feast for Queens
Prompt: We All Survived
Rating: PG-13 (sexual innuendo)
Fandom: Avengers
Pairings: Clint/Natasha
Summary: Thor cooks. Everyone despairs.
Length: 1031 words

( Somehow they survive it. SOMEHOW. )

Title: In the Name of Science
Prompt: Planetary
Rating: PG
Fandom: The Avengers (Movieverse)
Pairings: Gen
Summary: Natasha hates science.
Length: 100 words

( The Avengers Version! )

BONUS ROUND! I realized this scene also works for Chuck, so I adapted it!

( The Chuck Version! )

Title: A Spider's Tears
Prompt: V for Verklempt / Written for the Writerverse Alphabet Soup challenge.
Word Count: 498
Rating: PG
Original/Fandom: The Avengers movie verse
Pairings (if any): Clint/Natasha
Warnings (Non-Con/Dub-Con/Underage): Spoilers for the movie Up
Summary: She's not crying. It's just subliminal imagery, darn it.

( A film about balloons should be uplifting! Geez! )